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My least favorite streets in DC, part 2
Yesterday, I listed ten of my least favorite streets in DC. Here are the ten that topped the list:
Michigan Avenue is born on a high speed interchange that is an affront to the Park View neighborhood, imposing on its view of the McMillian Reservoir. From there, it separates a hospital center fit for Gaithersburg West from a prime tract of real estate that we can't quite seem to develop properly.And from there, it's all downhill. It runs past a series of sprawling Catholic institutions, including Catholic University, its only intersections being Irving Street and the entrances to the car-oriented facilities. It actually drives over a Metro station, but development of the area has been stymied by neighbors more interested in having industrial parking lots instead of some retail and green space. Beyond 12th Street, it's any other residential avenue to the Maryland Line, where it becomes Queens Chapel Road, another infamous wider-than-it-needs-to-be PG County thoroughfare.
To the west, Van Ness Street starts in a pathetically out of place suburban neighborhood in Spring Valley. There are no sidewalks, and the houses are rather disappointing for Spring Valley. In a neighborhood where you'd expect palatial mansions, these look like something out of Olney.At the other end, it fronts a couple of nasty super blocks that eliminate any street grids. Van Ness Street is fronted by a fence to protect you from the horrible modern architecture. And this is all right on top of Van Ness Metro.
Where to start? The freeway signs hanging over a historic downtown neighborhood? The freeway style set up along the train tracks? The traffic? The lack of a safe pedestrian environment? The cut through at the nameless circle at Montana Avenue? The truck stop urbanism at Bladensburg Road? The failed attempt to improve on that truck stop urbanism? The fact that one of the monumental avenues with vistas to the White House has been transformed into a poor man's freeway? Or the emaciation of the Ivy City neighborhood caused by said freeway? I'll let you pick.
Parts of this famous, historic axis are some of the most beautiful in the city. But for what it should be, one of the primary approaches to the seat of our nation's government, it falls disappointingly short.From the southern vehicular terminus, D Street, the first thing you pass on the right are two giant surface parking lots, considered the most offensive parking lots in the city. They sit between the Capitol and Union Station. Apparently we haven't found a more suitable use for some of the most expensive real estate on earth beyond free parking for congressional staff.
North of there, there are steadily improving blocks in NoMa. But just before New York Avenue, the underpasses begin. I can understand one underpass here and there, but North Capitol has three. The worst part is that they make it impossible to cross North Capitol at adjacent blocks.
In Bloomingdale, there's the undeveloped lot at the McMillian sand filtration site, a suburban hospital complex, and then a gigantic freeway cloverleaf that serves no real purpose at Irving Street. Beyond that is basically a freeway to nowhere until Taylor Street, where it eventually becomes a residential artery. This is hardly the monumental thoroughfare it ought to be.
I bet many years before I was born, this was actually a very charming street with breathtaking views of the Capitol. Stand at Delaware and M today, and you get a view of parking lots. There's definitely no view of the Capitol. North of the freeway the road was removed to make way for acres of free parking for congressional staff. And if you're looking for charming row houses, try one of the other 13 Colonies. Everything on Delaware Avenue, including much of the street grid, fell victim to urban renewal. If you enjoy hideous architecture, by all means bring your camera.
5) E Street NW
4) Malcolm X Avenue SE
I have never felt safe driving on Malcolm X Avenue, which is odd because I feel perfectly safe walking on the less secluded, more well lit MLK Avenue it crosses. But what really infuriates me is that instead of a civil rights memorial or an African American history museum, the corner of MLK and Malcolm X has a fried chicken chain across the street from a liquor store. Bad urban planning has never been so racist.
3) Chappie James Blvd SW
Every time I have ever been on Bolling AFB I cringe at the painfully wasteful land use. Had this not been a military base, this would probably be one of the most beautiful neighborhoods in DC. Instead, Chappie James Blvd is the main road through the base, and although it is more than a mile and a half long, and it is not fronted by a single building. This, of course, keeps the views of the snout-fronted servicemen housing wide open.
The rear alley parking setup that seems to work for all the adjacent neighborhoods is not present here. Instead, the Fort Lincoln neighborhood forgoes front lawns or porches for paved parking. They will need those spaces when the big box development at the edge of the neighborhood will not be reachable on foot despite being less than half a mile away. Of course, you can't see any of that from Fort Lincoln Drive itself, because it is not fronted by a single building for its entire length.
Freeway fed at the western end and excessively wide with no median, it is hard to decide whether it is more unsafe to walk or drive on Constitution. This certainly isn't the most pedestrian unfriendly road in the area, or even the city, but considering it fronts the Mall, several museums, most of the major monuments and memorials, the Ellipse, and of course the Capitol, this road sees a good deal more tourists and recreation seekers than most others, and it is designed like an urban speedway.Dishonorable mentions:
- Firth Stirling Avenue SE: Stark, traffic clogged landscape
- Naylor Road SE: Inconsistent building types and an unsafe feel
- Brentwood Road NE: Blank walls and big boxes next to Metro
- Virginia Avenue NW/SW: Freeway feel in the north, industrial access road in the south
- T Street SW: Surface parking and dead industrial buildings on a riverfront approach
- Blair Road NW: Horrible blank wall along the train tracks
- Klingle Road NW: Freeway interchange to a closed and neglected traffic sewer through the woods
Are these the worst streets in DC? What streets would you say are the worst?
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And you should see the fence our Embassy in Beijing has. Not even East Germans in the late 1980s could have scaled it.
by ah on Jun 23, 2010 2:16 pm • link • report
Nice job!
Now, let's make Washington greater by doing something about it!
by Andrew on Jun 23, 2010 2:17 pm • link • report
One down, 20 to go!
by Erik on Jun 23, 2010 2:18 pm • link • report
Our embassy in Ottawa is pretty fortified, too. But those Canadians are pretty violent, so it's probably worth it.
by Matt Johnson on Jun 23, 2010 2:19 pm • link • report
by JTS on Jun 23, 2010 2:29 pm • link • report
by C. R. on Jun 23, 2010 2:33 pm • link • report
by Redline SOS on Jun 23, 2010 2:34 pm • link • report
Maybe the problem is they shouldn't have put that Kremlinesque temple of mediocrity where it is, and stop hating the E.
And an axis between the WH and Kennedy center. Draw a line. That isn't E st.
Perhaps a better use would be to argue for E st across the Ellipse to be opened up once again for traffic, which would also reduce the number of cars on Constitution.
by charlie on Jun 23, 2010 2:34 pm • link • report
by zib23 on Jun 23, 2010 2:37 pm • link • report
Also, as someone who lives near Van Ness Street, I must defend its eastern part. Superblocks are hard to defend, but they've been there since at least when that area was the National Institute of Standards and Technology campus. And the fences are because of the embassies there. The one you link to in Street View is for the Chinese embassy, I believe.
by Tim on Jun 23, 2010 2:47 pm • link • report
Our embassy in Ottawa is pretty fortified, too. But those Canadians are pretty violent, so it's probably worth it.
No doubt. It's the embassy building code these days everywhere. It's unfortunate, but after the experiences in Beirut, Kenya, and elsewhere . . .
by ah on Jun 23, 2010 2:48 pm • link • report
worst securicrat overreach in all of DC. the first president who would force its reopening should get chisled on mt. rushmore the next day.
by IMGoph on Jun 23, 2010 2:51 pm • link • report
by Martin on Jun 23, 2010 2:51 pm • link • report
That interchange on North Capitol and Irving annoys me as it seems massively overbuilt and the speed limit seems artificially low on that stretch. You feel as if you are on a highway but the speed limit is 35. I suppose they could raise the speed limit on that one stretch but it wouldn't do much in terms of throughput. I imagine any traffic calming would be wasted without a larger redevelopment of that wholw intersection.
by Steven Yates on Jun 23, 2010 2:51 pm • link • report
Why is he allowed to post here?
by anon on Jun 23, 2010 2:53 pm • link • report
Environmental racism...
by oboe on Jun 23, 2010 2:54 pm • link • report
What wrong with the Chicken place on MLK & MLX its business if the market buys chicken you sell chicken plain and simple. If the market did not want chicken Popeyes would be out of business at that location and they have been there atleast a good 20 years probably more and it looks like there doing fine to me.
Whats wrong with not having a front lawn ? Not all people want them or the maintenance of cutting grass and some just dont like grass.
FYI on the front lawns no new houses have front yards or porches unless it was asked for by the owner or built on acres of land. The only houses you see with large front lawns are the houses built 40 + years ago.
In the old days people use to actually sit on there porches and converse with neighbors and children use to play out front but that has all changed with people doing that in there back yards now.
How many problems are on your list are real problems and not just cosmetic reasons. What portion of the stuff you listed has an effect on the people that reside in these areas more than the design of a house or the type of restaurant/store.
Were your opinions based on time spent in the areas or based on driving past ? Have you actually got out and went somewhere in these areas you are bagging on or used the public transit in the areas or asked people who live and work around these places on their opinions ?
by kk on Jun 23, 2010 2:59 pm • link • report
The building you point out on Delaware I actually have a personal dislike for, since it has equipment on the roof that disrupts my viewshield of the Capitol. (wink)
by Steven Yates on Jun 23, 2010 3:03 pm • link • report
by Fritz C on Jun 23, 2010 3:05 pm • link • report
The "good" reason for retaining it is that it allows for loads of extra parking for the WH complex. But, yes, still inexcusable. It should at least be opened during rush hour periods. Closing it on weekends and, say 10-3 and evenings, wouldn't be so bad, and would allow tourists better access to the ellipse and front (back?) of the WH).
by ah on Jun 23, 2010 3:09 pm • link • report
by SW Biker on Jun 23, 2010 3:18 pm • link • report
by M.V. Jantzen on Jun 23, 2010 3:18 pm • link • report
And the gripe about what's located on the corner of MLK and Malcolm X is also lame. Does anyone really think a museum would somehow fit into that corner?
And apparently the presence of any parking lot automatically earns a scowl. Apparently, the proletariat should simply take mass transit and not be allowed to own cars.
Overall, a good list. But the whining about some of the issues really detracts from the list.
by Fritz on Jun 23, 2010 3:23 pm • link • report
by MLD on Jun 23, 2010 3:31 pm • link • report
And what would you recommend for Const Ave? I doubt narrowing the street is feasible, though curb bulbs might work.
There was once a proposal to rebuild Roosevelt bridge to extend Const Ave straight across the river, for a grand vista, though the Capitol isn't technically at the end of the avenue. Do you think that would help?
by M.V. Jantzen on Jun 23, 2010 3:37 pm • link • report
this is the last I heard:
http://southwestquadrant.blogspot.com/2009/08/st-matthews-lot-is-getting-cleared.html
by wd on Jun 23, 2010 3:58 pm • link • report
by actuallySWisTerrible on Jun 23, 2010 4:05 pm • link • report
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I propose adding Military Rd NW to the list. The only upper northwest crossing of Rock Creek Park, it isn't bike-friendly, and doesn't accommodate pedestrians at all. I thought there was even a "pedestrians prohibited" sign, but while I can't find it on Street View, the lack of sidewalks is clear enough. Klingle Rd NW, another auto-centric Rock Creek Park crossing, has such a sign.
by Scott F on Jun 23, 2010 4:19 pm • link • report
There is a sidewalk on the other side of Klingle; there should be 2 but one is better than nothing.
by kk on Jun 23, 2010 4:35 pm • link • report
by Dave Murphy on Jun 23, 2010 4:39 pm • link • report
by Scott F on Jun 23, 2010 4:41 pm • link • report
As much as I love SW, though, I think streets like Delaware, H, I, K, N, 2nd, and 5th need to be reconnected, and I think that the quadrant is moving in the right direction currently.
by Dave Murphy on Jun 23, 2010 4:54 pm • link • report
I live in a log-cabin-cum-bungalow of of Rt 1 in Laurel. It's not a very attractive house, but it's what I could afford as an E-4 in the Army during the housing boom. I am currently in the process of selling in and moving back into the city.
by Dave Murphy on Jun 23, 2010 4:57 pm • link • report
I thought the fence fronted UDC, thanks for the info. I hate the way our embassies overseas look more like compounds than some of the beautiful structures other countries have chosen to represent themselves here in DC. I fully understand (and have lived) the security measures, but it is truly a shame, and I think it sends an awful message that we barricade ourselves at most of our embassies.
by Dave Murphy on Jun 23, 2010 5:00 pm • link • report
I believe, for the most part, Northwest has some of the best streets. It's not a coincidence that real estate often demands a higher premium there. I believe that this is because much of NW has been built well, built to last, and built to be remembered.
by Dave Murphy on Jun 23, 2010 5:05 pm • link • report
Prince piece of real estate I was referencing was the former sand filtration plant that has been up for redevelopment for quite some time now.
by Dave Murphy on Jun 23, 2010 5:06 pm • link • report
by ah on Jun 23, 2010 5:33 pm • link • report
by tom veil on Jun 23, 2010 5:35 pm • link • report
by Anon on Jun 23, 2010 5:39 pm • link • report
if that's an eyesore, I'd hate to see what would happen if I dropped you off near the projects with a few cans of gasoline and a lighter
by Martin on Jun 23, 2010 5:43 pm • link • report
There also be incentives to develop surface lots city-wide, e.g. tax breaks and higher density.
by Gavin on Jun 23, 2010 6:11 pm • link • report
I think what you are implying is wholly inappropriate.
by Dave Murphy on Jun 23, 2010 7:24 pm • link • report
by Steve on Jun 23, 2010 9:29 pm • link • report
by Transport. on Jun 23, 2010 9:36 pm • link • report
by Froggie on Jun 24, 2010 7:08 am • link • report
However, I'd personally add Florida Avenue NW/NE.
It was originally intended to be a simple quiet, residential street on the edge of town (Boundary Street), and was subsequently given the same property line boundaries (house front to opposing house front) as neighboring streets (R St, S St, T St, etc). And then at some point the city decided to chop off every houses' front lawn (leaving their front steps to empty directly into the street itself), just to add a lane in each direction.
Add to this the goatf*ck that is the NY/FL Ave NE intersection and you've got a wonderful mess on your hands.
Other than that, I'd definitely echo the sentiment of those above who mentioned Military Road.
And as far as the liquor store and fried chicken restaurant at MLK and Malcom X Aves... If there was no demand, there'd be no supply - plain and simple. If there's a market for something, it will be tapped. Nothing wrong with that.
by Josh C. on Jun 24, 2010 10:32 am • link • report
I agree about Florida and NY, although I think Florida has some really nice parts to it. As for Malcolm X, I really can't buy the free market argument. First of all, River East has waaay more liquor stores than it needs, any resident will tel you that. Second of all, I bet a McDonald's on the corner of 14th and Madison Drive would get a ton of business, but we've taken it upon ourselves to reserve that corner for something a little more meaningful.
by Dave Murphy on Jun 24, 2010 12:08 pm • link • report
by JMG on Jun 24, 2010 12:53 pm • link • report
It's all the communities east of the Anacostia River ... including the neigbhorhood known as Anacostia. Those of us in River West oftentimes incorrectly refer to the whole area as 'Anacostia'. And the folks there have pointed out that doing so is like someone referring to all parts of North West as 'Georgetown' ....
by Lance on Jun 24, 2010 1:00 pm • link • report
Ha, I've seen that nomenclature on this blog before and I was just trying to point out the ludicrousness of this Orwellian newspeak.
Glad there is at least one other commentator out there who shares my sentiments.
by JMG on Jun 24, 2010 1:43 pm • link • report
by Nate on Jun 24, 2010 4:07 pm • link • report
by Bianchi on Jun 24, 2010 4:22 pm • link • report
Van Ness between Reno and Connecticut is in need of some help, I'd agree ... but many of the embassies are beautiful, much more so in my opinion than the "Brutalist" styled UDC campus. A recent CulturalTourismDC walking tour took folks around the diplomatic properties and the IntelSat building and really opened our eyes to the fascinating and cutting-edge architecture that is along this street. But you'd have to be a pedestrian, not whizzing by on a car with a cell phone camera hanging out to take potshots for your "article." And calling Spring Valley an "out of place suburban neighborhood" is about as pointless as saying Observatory Circle is out of place for its area.
I guess I will watch for your byline and skip all those stories. I hope GGW doesn't book you for too many other insightful "articles."
by Graham S on Jun 24, 2010 5:19 pm • link • report
by IMGoph on Jun 24, 2010 5:20 pm • link • report
by David Alpert on Jun 24, 2010 5:38 pm • link • report
by Graham S on Jun 24, 2010 7:17 pm • link • report
And for the record, there are no embassies on Van Ness Street.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_diplomatic_missions_in_Washington,_D.C.
by Dave Murphy on Jun 25, 2010 3:38 am • link • report
That's only technically true, but the Chinese, Israeli, Pakistani, and Nigerian embassies are all just off of and within sight of Van Ness.
by Steven Yates on Jun 25, 2010 9:22 am • link • report
re: Did they not just reduced Queens Chapel Road from 6 lanes to 4 Lanes?
And you must be out of your head if you think that the road should be reduced to a two way rural country road......
by tim on Jun 29, 2010 2:43 am • link • report
They added a striped median. Four lanes is appropriate there, but it's still an excessively wide speedway that is unsafe and unwelcoming for pedestrians and bikes. Some yellow paint is a pretty weak gesture towards improving it in my opinion
by Dave Murphy on Jun 30, 2010 3:35 pm • link • report
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