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Growing government vehicle scandal envelops Wells

This article was posted as an April Fool's joke.

The ongoing scandal over inappropriate government SUVs has widened with a stunning revelation that DC Councilmember Tommy Wells also has a "fully-loaded" government vehicle of his own.


Photo by WABA on Flickr.

Council Chairman Kwame Brown has come under fire for leasing two black Lincoln Navigators at a cost of nearly $2,000 per month to taxpayers.

Now, through a Freedom of Information Act request, GGW has obtained new emails showing that just after Wells assumed chairmanship of the Transportation Committee, committee staff director Jonathon Kass exchanged a series of emails with DPW Director Bill Howland.

In the emails, Wells requested a bicycle lease including luxurious features such as high-intensity LED front and rear lighting, a "cushy seat with those springy things," and handlebar streamers. It was very important to Wells for the vehicle to use a black-on-black color scheme.

"The chairman requires a fully-loaded bike," Kass wrote to Howland. When DPW staff was not able to locate a bicycle meeting the Council member's exact specifications, Kass replied via email to Howland. "No streamers?" he asked.

Soon after, a prospective supplier came forward with a chrome-on-black rather than black-on-black bicycle. After some back-and-forth, the bicycle was deemed adequate for the committee chairman's needs.

The lease ended up costing the District $190 per month. DCist compared this cost to more necessary expenses, noting that this exceeds the cost many DC residents spend on their iPhone voice and data plans each month.

Howland defended the purchase, saying that the bicycle could be necessary for the committee chairman to reach the scene of an emergency. In a crisis, he noted, the roads could be gridlocked, and the bicycle would be the only way for Wells to reach the affected area quickly. ""In my judgment, I used it as an emergency vehicle," Howland said.

Councilmember Wells has vowed to return the bicycle, and to move past this shiny distraction.

Update: A sympathetic source inside Wells' office has provided us with this photograph of the committee chairman and his chief of staff trying out additional bicycles:

Stephen Miller lived in the District from 2008 to 2011 and is now a student at Pratt Institute's city and regional planning masters program. 
Michael Perkins blogs about Metro operations and fares, performance parking, and any other government and economics information he finds on the Web. He lives with his wife and two children in Arlington, Virginia. 

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Happy April Fool's Day!

by Andy M on Apr 1, 2011 8:49 am • linkreport

Now that's pretty funny. I think you flew a bit too close to the sun, though: I knew it was an April Fool's prank when I read the headline. One of the benefits of having a non-sh*tty representative on the Council.

:)

by oboe on Apr 1, 2011 8:56 am • linkreport

I see a new apprentice you have, Darth Perkins...

by Froggie on Apr 1, 2011 8:58 am • linkreport

Maybe they should look in to his expenses to fly to Birmingham! ;) Nice one.

by Boots on Apr 1, 2011 9:04 am • linkreport

$190/mo...brilliant!

by Matthias on Apr 1, 2011 9:25 am • linkreport

That bike's not fully loaded. Where are the tassels?

by Mike B on Apr 1, 2011 9:29 am • linkreport

Well done, gentlemen. I especially liked "The chairman requires a fully-loaded bike."

by EJ on Apr 1, 2011 9:29 am • linkreport

I thought he preferred a fully loaded bus.

by Steve S. on Apr 1, 2011 9:40 am • linkreport

As a DC resident, I would be happy to pay for every employee to have a company bike, no matter if they have Blu-Ray, 600W amp for their iPod and a vanity mirror :) Car Free DC!

by Jason on Apr 1, 2011 9:44 am • linkreport

I'm told that Cm. Wells also requested funds to lease a fully-loaded railbike following his appointment to the WMATA board, and construction of the streetcar in Ward 6.

by andrew on Apr 1, 2011 10:05 am • linkreport

He took off his jewel encrusted helmet for the photo.

by committe of 1 on Apr 1, 2011 10:22 am • linkreport

Liveable, walkable, luxury bike-able. Haha good one GGW! And I bet Tommy loves it because he's that awesome.

by MJ on Apr 1, 2011 10:30 am • linkreport

Is he going to attach a playing card to the front fork so that it makes that cool noise as he rides around?

by JackRussell on Apr 1, 2011 10:50 am • linkreport

Don't forget the city council bike parking pass that allows him to lock his bike up ANYWHERE he wants.

by ontarioroader on Apr 1, 2011 11:24 am • linkreport

+1 @JackRussell

by Steve O on Apr 1, 2011 11:47 am • linkreport

This has now made it to WTOP, and appears to be reported a bit more "seriously."

http://www.wtop.com/?sid=2328732&nid=109

by Alex on Apr 1, 2011 12:20 pm • linkreport

Ok wait, is this a joke or is it serious? Did Wells really command a "fully-loaded" bike? I saw the WTOP feed.

Am I being a complete dunce here?

by HogWash on Apr 1, 2011 12:27 pm • linkreport

Tommy Wells' chief of staff provided an additional photo of Wells trying out other potential vehicles:

http://www.randomduck.com/funk/tommy-bakfeits.png

by Michael Perkins on Apr 1, 2011 12:44 pm • linkreport

CM Wells needs to put a helmet on and keep in mind that "Idaho Stops" are still against the law in DC.

And stick to the trails! We need to keep traffic flowing smoothly during rush hour!

by MLD on Apr 1, 2011 12:51 pm • linkreport

Hilarious!!

by Will on Apr 1, 2011 1:08 pm • linkreport

Seriously, the WTOP story is still up. Someone please tell them that this is the most successful hokes sense Orson Wells and 'War of the Worlds'....

by R. Myers on Apr 1, 2011 4:12 pm • linkreport

My curiosity is peaked now: is it possible that WTOP has been "punked", or are they actually plagiarizing a 4/1 prank? Which is worse?

:)

by oboe on Apr 1, 2011 4:28 pm • linkreport

@R. Myers/oboe:

I dunno, reading WTOP's tweets, I think they aleady knew what day it is today...

by Froggie on Apr 1, 2011 6:18 pm • linkreport

...and might I compliment Mr. Wells's excellent choice in t-shirts. Made by the Pedal Pushers Club here in DC

by brett Pedaler on Apr 1, 2011 6:25 pm • linkreport

Oboe, wtop may have been fooled---but they did not plagerize---they cited "greater greater" and also cite Mr. Wells. As an ex-journo, I hate to see that word used so freely, it's a dangerous one. It implies theft, and that's not the case here.

( great story, btw!)

by Kelsey on Apr 1, 2011 6:55 pm • linkreport

( and yes, I can't type on this teeny keypad. Plagiarize.)

by Kelsey on Apr 1, 2011 6:57 pm • linkreport

I was once so stylin' that I had two matte black-on-black bikes. Now I have just one, and a matte black Capital Bikeshare key. Rock on.

by Payton on Apr 1, 2011 9:56 pm • linkreport

I certainly think he should have an emergency bicycle. But at that price, why didn't they just buy one?

by Crissa on Apr 2, 2011 3:07 am • linkreport

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