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		<title>And...</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/18751/and/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/alpert/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;David Alpert&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Technology &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.humantransit.org/2013/04/guest-post-nate-wessel-on-why-google-transit-will-never-be-enough-for-small-to-medium-sized-systems.html&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader', '18751')" href="http://www.humantransit.org/2013/04/guest-post-nate-wessel-on-why-google-transit-will-never-be-enough-for-small-to-medium-sized-systems.html&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader" style="color: black"&gt;won't entirely replace transit maps&lt;/a&gt;. (Human Transit) ... ""If you are going to get arrested, &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/425905/april-29-2013/yelp-prison-reviews', '18751')" href="http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/425905/april-29-2013/yelp-prison-reviews" style="color: black"&gt;do it in Arlington County&lt;/a&gt;." (Colbert) ... &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://thetysonscorner.com/commonwealth-transportation-board-who-are-they/', '18751')" href="http://thetysonscorner.com/commonwealth-transportation-board-who-are-they/" style="color: black"&gt;Who's on the board&lt;/a&gt; that decides Virginia transportation policy? (Tysons Engineer)&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/18751/and/#comments"&gt;Comment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 08:58:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Handy tips for pedestrian safety</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/18226/handy-tips-for-pedestrian-safety/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/alpert/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;David Alpert&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;A pedestrian &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.bethesdanow.com/2013/03/26/pedestrian-struck-near-river-road/', '18226')" href="http://www.bethesdanow.com/2013/03/26/pedestrian-struck-near-river-road/" style="color: black"&gt;was hit in Bethesda&lt;/a&gt; this morning, extending a dangerous run of incidents where drivers hit pedestrians in Montgomery County. To try to stem the tide, Twitter users have been enumerating handy tips for pedestrians to stay safe.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;div style="border: 1px solid #ccc"&gt;&lt;div class="embed" style="height: 275px; overflow: scroll"&gt;&lt;script src="//storify.com/ggwash/twitter-users-give-pedestrian-safety-tips.js?header=false&amp;border=false"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;noscript&gt;[&lt;a href="///storify.com/ggwash/twitter-users-give-pedestrian-safety-tips" style="color: black"&gt;View the story "Twitter users give pedestrian safety tips" on Storify&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;h1&gt;Twitter users give pedestrian safety tips&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Storified by &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://storify.com/ggwash', '18226')" href="http://storify.com/ggwash" style="color: black"&gt;Grtr Grtr Washington&lt;/a&gt;&amp;middot; Tue, Mar 26 2013 07:49:23&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;Don't get hit by a car. Think of how the promising young life of the driver could be ruined #pedestriansafetytipsDarren Buck&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;If you are hit by a car, be considerate &amp;amp; get out of the way as quickly as possible, so as not to impede traffic #pedestriansafetytips Darren Buck&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Don't expect a quick investigation of your ped crash. The police may be stuck in traffic due to too many pedestrians. #pedestriansafetytips Pedestrian Error&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Don't walk in daylight because sun can get in drivers' eyes. Don't walk at night because it's too dark to see you. #pedestriansafetytipsBen Schonberger&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;#pedestriansafetytips Form a marching band with friends and coworkers. Obtain a parade permit for your commute.Emily&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;#pedestriansafetytips Trust engineers and cross only where they painted a crosswalk. They know conditions on your street better than you 1/2Pedestrian Error&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;#pedestriansafetytips Wear highly reflective clothing &amp;amp; blinking lights. To be extra noticeable, wear a windshield and four tires too.Emily&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Use caution on sidewalks. Cars may spontaneously jump up on them through no fault of their operators. #pedestriansafetytips Pedestrian Error&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;In Yellowstone traffic always stops for bison herds. Ride a bison everywhere you go. #pedestriansafetytips Maria&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;#pedestriansafetytips Read up on the traffic laws of your town/state, so you know how drivers will behave roughly 5% of the time. Emily&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Drive #pedestriansafetytips SharrowsDC&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Don't #pedestriansafetytipsMarc Tomik&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/noscript&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;What tips (serious or tongue-in-cheek) would you add?&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/18226/handy-tips-for-pedestrian-safety/#comments"&gt;20 comments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 10:54:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/syates/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;Steven Yates&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;VRE's new chief  &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-news/vre-names-doug-allen-as-chief-executive/2012/09/07/68927964-f8fa-11e1-8398-0327ab83ab91_story.html', '16081')" href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-news/vre-names-doug-allen-as-chief-executive/2012/09/07/68927964-f8fa-11e1-8398-0327ab83ab91_story.html" style="color: black"&gt;starts today&lt;/a&gt;. (Post) ... The &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.expressnightout.com/2012/09/credible-hulk/', '16081')" href="http://www.expressnightout.com/2012/09/credible-hulk/" style="color: black"&gt;@WMATA_HULK Twitter account&lt;/a&gt; parodies WMATA issues and outages while keeping a good sense of humor. (Express) ... "Zipcarp" enters the &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-zipcarp-service-offers-shortterm-carp-rentals,29494/', '16081')" href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-zipcarp-service-offers-shortterm-carp-rentals,29494/" style="color: black"&gt;fish-sharing market&lt;/a&gt;. (The Onion)&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/16081/and/#comments"&gt;Comment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="related_posts_title"&gt;Related posts:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul style="margin: 0"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/3073/council-considers-some-of-our-revenue-ideas/ style="color: black"&gt;Council considers some of our revenue ideas&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Jul 29, 2009)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2012 08:25:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Walk a mile in a neighbor's shoes</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/15364/walk-a-mile-in-a-neighbors-shoes/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/alpert/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;David Alpert&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Few things better capture the tensions of gentrification than &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.titanoftrinidad.com/2012/06/qotd-neighbors-throwing-trash-in-my-yard-what-do-i-do/', '15364')" href="http://www.titanoftrinidad.com/2012/06/qotd-neighbors-throwing-trash-in-my-yard-what-do-i-do/" style="color: black"&gt;a pair&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.titanoftrinidad.com/2012/06/qotd-how-do-i-deal-with-new-neighbor-asking-me-to-remove-lights/', '15364')" href="http://www.titanoftrinidad.com/2012/06/qotd-how-do-i-deal-with-new-neighbor-asking-me-to-remove-lights/" style="color: black"&gt;of "letters"&lt;/a&gt; at Prince of Petworth spoof site Titan of Trinidad.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/15364/walk-a-mile-in-a-neighbors-shoes/#comments"&gt;Comment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 08:43:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Cheh releases joke budget proposals</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/14783/cheh-releases-joke-budget-proposals/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/alpert/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;David Alpert&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Councilmember Mary Cheh has established a tradition of releasing a satirical and humorous budget memo each year. This year's is out, and contains some great gems.&lt;div class="blog_image_right" style="width: 141px; float: right; font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.flickr.com/photos/daquellamanera/3371677906/', '')" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/daquellamanera/3371677906/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201205/140952.jpg" style="border: 0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Photo by Daquella manera on Flickr.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;She "proposes" using a Bingo game to determine who gets service next at the DMV; requiring Washington Post editorial writers to live in DC; and leasing office space in the Wilson Building to the FBI (to investigate the council, of course).&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;She lampoons Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli's &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/all-opinions-are-local/post/cuccinelli-stands-ground-on-dc-rats/2011/04/25/gIQAfXDiDQ_blog.html', '14783')" href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/all-opinions-are-local/post/cuccinelli-stands-ground-on-dc-rats/2011/04/25/gIQAfXDiDQ_blog.html" style="color: black"&gt;false claims in January&lt;/a&gt; that a DC law would force exterminators to dump rats in Virginia, by proposing a new "Cheh rat sanctuary" and a basic reading comprehension test for Attorneys General in other states.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;But my favorite is this: "Some residents simply are not well suited to live in a major city.  They fear sidewalks, bicycles, traffic, noise, parking, and university dormitories.  To address their growing list of concerns, we shall establish the Resident Relocation Fund, which will subsidize the costs of these folks moving outside of the District and include a complimentary municipal bond, untaxed, from the jurisdiction of the ex-resident's choice."&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;The full memo is below.&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;To: Members of the Council of the District of Columbia&lt;br&gt;
From: Councilmember Mary M. Cheh&lt;br&gt;
Date: May 14, 2012&lt;br&gt;
Subject: The District's Fiscal Year 2013 Budget&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Tomorrow, we will take our first vote on the Fiscal Year 2013 budget.  To encourage transparency and open debate, this memorandum provides a summary of all budget recommendations from my office.  The recommendations are divided into Committee and Non-Committee proposals.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Committee Recommendations&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;1. Prohibit the sale of gasoline in the District beginning January 1, 2014.  In the interim, the District shall raise its excise tax on gasoline from $0.235 to $8.75, which we are told represents roughly 50% of the jobbers' current markup on motor fuel in the District.  Revenues from the tax shall be converted into capital dollars for the construction of a hydrogen automobile factory.  Beginning January 1, 2014, hydrogen may only be purchased from stations operated by small and disadvantaged businesses grossing less than $777.9 million annually (or whatever Capitol Petroleum's gross revenue may be at that time).&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;2. Convert $12,000,000 from the District Department of the Environment's operating budget into capital dollars to fund the construction of a new shelter.  The new shelter, known as the "Cheh Rat Sanctuary," will be open to families of rodents who have been forcibly relocated.  At the shelter, they will be able to live together in peace and without fear of being exterminated.  Based upon discussions at the "Rat Summit of 2012," the Virginia Attorney General offered to house the sanctuary on his Fairfax estate.  We are awaiting further communications with the Virginia Attorney General's office and are preparing an MOU to facilitate the interstate transfer of funds.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;3. Related to number 2 above, create a special purpose fund for fees collected as part of a new written examination to be administered to states' Attorneys General of other jurisdictions.  The examination will measure knowledge of constitutional law and basic reading skills, and a passing score will be required for each Attorney General who wishes to opine on District matters.   Sample questions may include: "Which of the following sentences does not include the word 'rat'?"  Proceeds from the fund shall be used to establish public grief counseling units for rats and other commensal rodents who have lost family through pest control.  The fund shall be managed by the District Department of the Environment.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;4. Transfer $250,000 from the Department of Motor Vehicles' Adjudication Services to a newly created Global Positioning System (GPS) person-tracking program.  Through the program, select individuals will be asked to wear GPS-powered, "District-loyalty" ankle bracelets used to implement the following requirements: &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Council Members shall be barred from outside vacationing.  Elected officials&lt;wbr&gt;&amp;mdash;&lt;wbr&gt;particularly those with second jobs&lt;wbr&gt;&amp;mdash;&lt;wbr&gt;should not waste valuable time and potential tax dollars vacationing in other jurisdictions.  Moreover, a member may become beholden to a Hampton Inn in Maryland, whose free breakfast policy creates an obvious conflict of interest and may run afoul of the new ethics rules if the member chooses to have a second free waffle.  The change should also boost tourism as vacationing members can highlight many of the District's top destinations and activities.  Sample activities include touring archeological sites in Spring Valley, taking advantage of natural exfoliation in the Anacostia River, enjoying a mud bath at Blue Plains, or watching a filibuster in the U.S. Senate or at an ANC meeting.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Establish a residency requirement for the Washington Post's editorial board.  This requirement is expected to generate tax revenues from new residents and additional tax revenues from whichever entity is now hired to perform public relations for former Mayor Adrian Fenty.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;5. Transfer $25,000 in capital dollars to the District Department of Motor Vehicles.  The funds will be used to establish a new, state-of-the-art, customer queue management system.  All residents seeking DMV services will participate in mandatory BINGO games.  When a patron achieves BINGO, s/he will become next in line for DMV services.  The measure is expected to improve customer enjoyment at DMV and to decrease the average wait time by three hours and seventeen minutes.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Non-Committee Recommendations&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;1. Transfer 95% of all Council Committee budgets and FTEs to the Committee of the Whole.  To maximize efficiencies and streamline the government, the following additional functions will now fall under the Committee of the Whole: Public Services, Consumer Affairs, Government Operations, the Environment, Public Works, Transportation, Planning, Economic Development, Housing, Workforce Development, Tax and Revenue, Health, Human Services, the Judiciary, Small Business, and Aging.  The following areas shall be divided up among the other Council Committees at future date to be determined: the Office of Cable Television, the Office of Risk Management, the Boxing Commission, the Bicycle Advisory Council, and the Department of Parks and Recreation.  In order to allow members to spend more time focusing on their revised committee responsibilities, the Committee of the Whole will now include only the following members: the Council Chairman. &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;3. Add a new requirement for the Council as part of the Budget Support Act.  Recently, the Council passed legislation requiring all students to apply to at least one college in order "to raise expectations for students, and create a culture of academic excellence and success in District schools."  Add a new BSA provision requiring all Council Members to apply to at least one job in order to raise expectations for members, and create a culture of professional excellence and success in District government.  The measure is expected to be budget neutral.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;4. Beginning October 1, 2012, Council Members who use profane language shall be required to deposit five cents into a special purpose non-lapsing fund, designated as the Saying Words Egregious to Aural Recipients by Juvenile Actors Reacting, or SWEAR JAR.  Funds shall be distributed to DCPS schools to offset the $17 million shortfall for the IMPACT teacher evaluation system caused by the loss of private grant funds.  After the first $17 million is provided to DCPS schools, remaining funds shall used to purchase ear muffs for use at Council breakfasts.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;5. Transfer $3,000 from the Department of General Services maintenance fund to be used for marketing.  As the District government continues to "right size," vacant District-owned property represents untapped income.  Therefore, I am recommend allocating $3,000 to advertise available office space in the Wilson Building.  With minimal outreach, we have already successfully leased a vacant suite of offices on the first floor of the building to the Federal Bureau of Investigation's Washington Field Office.  With just a bit more outreach, I believe we could easily fill other vacant spaces as well.  For example, I understand that the Federal Bureau of Prisons is exploring some additional space in the basement and expects to conclude negotiations soon.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;6. Establish the Resident Relocation Fund, a new special purpose fund.  Some residents simply are not well suited to live in a major city.  They fear sidewalks, bicycles, traffic, noise, parking, and university dormitories.  To address their growing list of concerns, we shall establish the Resident Relocation Fund, which will subsidize the costs of these folks moving outside of the District and include a complimentary municipal bond, untaxed, from the jurisdiction of the ex-resident's choice.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;7. Add a further amendment to the BSA.  With the passage of B19-0474, the Lottery Amendment Repeal Amendment Act of 2012, the District gave up millions of dollars in potential revenue.  Much of our concern related to the iGaming contract stemmed from the lack of transparency in the bidding process.  To remedy that problem, add a BSA provision that would once again put an internet-based gaming system out for contract, but with the added mandate that the payment for that contract be made only with money orders.  In doing so, the District will enhance its revenue stream while ensuring a clear and easily traceable contract process.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Should you have any questions about the below measures, please take a hard look in the mirror.  The ideas here are brilliant and need no further explication.  Please do not contact my staff or me with your questions or concerns.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/14783/cheh-releases-joke-budget-proposals/#comments"&gt;6 comments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="related_posts_title"&gt;Related posts:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul style="margin: 0"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/2195/live-chat-mary-cheh-friday-at-1-pm/ style="color: black"&gt;Live chat: Mary Cheh, Friday at 1 pm&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Apr 29, 2009)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/14663/cheh-makes-better-bus-service-a-priority-in-ddot-budget/ style="color: black"&gt;Cheh makes better bus service a priority in DDOT budget&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(May 4, 2012)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/3823/its-time-for-transparency-in-dcs-budget/ style="color: black"&gt;It’s time for transparency in DC’s budget&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Oct 20, 2009)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/8025/give-residents-a-menu-for-dc-budget-closing/ style="color: black"&gt;Give residents a "menu" for DC budget closing&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Nov 8, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/1528/new-council-structure-announced-wells-joins-key-committee/ style="color: black"&gt;New Council structure announced; Wells joins key committee&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Dec 24, 2008)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 10:06:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>And...</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/13732/and/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/alpert/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;David Alpert&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Ladies, is wearing a bike helmet incompatible with your 'do? &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://blog.godcgo.com/?p=1409', '13732')" href="http://blog.godcgo.com/?p=1409" style="color: black"&gt;Here are some solutions&lt;/a&gt;! (goDCgo) ... Dr. Gridlock wishes the WMATA trip planner &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/commuting/metro-should-improve-its-information-systems-along-with-its-equipment/2012/02/01/gIQA6TK4FR_story.html', '13732')" href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/commuting/metro-should-improve-its-information-systems-along-with-its-equipment/2012/02/01/gIQA6TK4FR_story.html" style="color: black"&gt;accounted for track work&lt;/a&gt;. ... Alexandria waterfront plans &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://wamu.org/news/12/02/15/alexandria_waterfront_zoning_put_on_hold', '13732')" href="http://wamu.org/news/12/02/15/alexandria_waterfront_zoning_put_on_hold" style="color: black"&gt;put on hold&lt;/a&gt; due to an appeal. (WAMU) ... Cleveland &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.theonion.com/articles/charlize-theron-hired-to-ride-struggling-cleveland,27382/', '13732')" href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/charlize-theron-hired-to-ride-struggling-cleveland,27382/" style="color: black"&gt;hires Charlize Theron&lt;/a&gt; to ride transit and boost its image. (The Onion; not really)&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/13732/and/#comments"&gt;Comment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="related_posts_title"&gt;Related posts:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul style="margin: 0"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/9885/women-how-comfortable-do-you-feel-biking/ style="color: black"&gt;Women: How comfortable do you feel biking?&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Mar 30, 2011)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/9315/weekend-video-buses-and-bike-racks/ style="color: black"&gt;Weekend video: Buses and bike racks&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Feb 19, 2011)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/3368/feet-in-the-street-saturday-in-fort-dupont/ style="color: black"&gt;Feet in the Street Saturday in Fort Dupont&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Aug 28, 2009)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/1268/more-fun-with-graphs/ style="color: black"&gt;More fun with graphs&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Sep 30, 2008)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/8489/join-ggw-gabe-klein-and-others-next-tuesday-for-a-holiday-bike-ride-and-happy-hour/ style="color: black"&gt;Join GGW, Gabe Klein and others next Tuesday for a holiday bike ride and happy hour&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Dec 14, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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		<title>Breakfast tweets: Less is more</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/13013/breakfast-tweets-less-is-more/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/alpert/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;David Alpert&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Today, we're trying an experimental format for the links: Twitter style. &lt;div class="blog_image_right" style="width: 199px; float: right; font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.flickr.com/photos/xtop/98589130/', '')" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/xtop/98589130/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201112/090841.jpg" style="border: 0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Photo by xtopalopaquetl on Flickr.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;US DOT: Lowest traffic fatalities in 60 years (&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://transportationnation.org/2011/12/08/us-dot-lowest-traffic-fatalities-in-60-years/', '13013')" href="http://transportationnation.org/2011/12/08/us-dot-lowest-traffic-fatalities-in-60-years/" style="color: black"&gt;Transportation Nation&lt;/a&gt;, @marctomik)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;li&gt;"We don't want to come off as NIMBYs." But Arlington residents don't want a homeless shelter in their backyard (&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/arlington-plan-for-homeless-shelter-faces-neighborhood-opposition/2011/12/01/gIQAVJ63dO_story.html?tid=sm_twitter_postlocal', '13013')" href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/arlington-plan-for-homeless-shelter-faces-neighborhood-opposition/2011/12/01/gIQAVJ63dO_story.html?tid=sm_twitter_postlocal" style="color: black"&gt;Post&lt;/a&gt;, @_jpscott)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The London Tube's central Zone 1 is very pricey, so a map shows how to get off outside and take bike share (&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://oliverobrien.co.uk/2011/12/dont-zone-1-it-when-you-can-boris-bike-it/', '13013')" href="http://oliverobrien.co.uk/2011/12/dont-zone-1-it-when-you-can-boris-bike-it/" style="color: black"&gt;Ollie O'Brien&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What are public/private partnerships PPPs? Where are they in the US and internationally? (&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.brookings.edu/papers/2011/1208_transportation_istrate_puentes.aspx', '13013')" href="http://www.brookings.edu/papers/2011/1208_transportation_istrate_puentes.aspx" style="color: black"&gt;Brookings&lt;/a&gt;, @bogrosemary)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What to get for the cargobike lover who has everything (&amp; kids)? (&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://bikenounverb.blogspot.com/2011/12/quinonesentially-artful.html', '13013')" href="http://bikenounverb.blogspot.com/2011/12/quinonesentially-artful.html" style="color: black"&gt;Bike Noun Verb&lt;/a&gt;, @KidicalMassDC, @IMGoph)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;li&gt;On Friday, @beyonddc exposed the folly of highway "Level of Service." Now @e_jaffe takes on local street LOS (&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.theatlanticcities.com/commute/2011/12/transportation-planning-law-every-city-should-repeal/636/', '13013')" href="http://www.theatlanticcities.com/commute/2011/12/transportation-planning-law-every-city-should-repeal/636/" style="color: black"&gt;Atlantic Cities&lt;/a&gt;, @vebah)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;li&gt;An experiemental system can disable drivers' phones in the car without affecting passengers' phones (&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2071428/How-researchers-shut-mobile-phone-youre-driving.html', '13013')" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2071428/How-researchers-shut-mobile-phone-youre-driving.html" style="color: black"&gt;Daily Mail&lt;/a&gt;, Steve S.)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Lance's feelings about bike lanes in cartoon form (&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.theonion.com/articles/congested-values,26723/', '13013')" href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/congested-values,26723/" style="color: black"&gt;The Onion&lt;/a&gt;, @JoelLawsonDC)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Our current Breakfast Link editors are looking to move on from curating the links each day. Meanwhile, many of our contributors now use Twitter, and can submit or curate items through that service. &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;We decided to try creating a links post collaboratively, by building the post from tweets contributors and readers sent in to a new Twitter account, @GGWashTips, plus some from our regular tip queue. This is the result.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Have a tip for the tweets? Tweet it to @GGWashTips. &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Want to edit the Breakfast Links in either the old style or this one? Email us at info@ggwash.org.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/13013/breakfast-tweets-less-is-more/#comments"&gt;36 comments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="related_posts_title"&gt;Related posts:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul style="margin: 0"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/1809/submit-tips-here/ style="color: black"&gt;Submit tips here&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Mar 17, 2009)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/3416/breakfast-non-links-have-a-great-weekend/ style="color: black"&gt;Breakfast non-links: Have a great weekend&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Sep 4, 2009)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/6438/metro-tweets-welcome-could-be-even-more-useful/ style="color: black"&gt;Metro tweets welcome, could be even more useful&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Jul 15, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/10515/arlington-county-installs-new-bike-signal-on-custis-trail/ style="color: black"&gt;Arlington County installs new bike signal on Custis Trail&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(May 21, 2011)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/9505/on-the-calendar-biking-west-retail-zoning-north-buses-east/ style="color: black"&gt;On the calendar: Biking west, retail/zoning north, buses east&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Mar 2, 2011)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 08:54:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Weekend video: Toronto's Pedestrian Jar</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/12073/weekend-video-torontos-pedestrian-jar/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/smiller/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;Stephen Miller&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Safety for bike riders and pedestrians has become a big issue in Toronto lately. One workplace there has come up with &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.pedestrianjar.ca/', '12073')" href="http://www.pedestrianjar.ca/" style="color: black"&gt;an innovative idea&lt;/a&gt; to help improve safety for people crossing the street.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/27871705?title=0&amp;amp;byline=0&amp;amp;portrait=0" width="500" height="281" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Maybe money raised from the jar could help Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and his allies on city council &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2011/09/08/toronto-scramble-intersection-review.html', '12073')" href="http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2011/09/08/toronto-scramble-intersection-review.html" style="color: black"&gt;pay for the $375,000 study&lt;/a&gt; of a popular "Barnes Dance' pedestrian scramble already installed at a major intersection that handles more pedestrians than automobiles.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Thanks to &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://wherethesidewalkstarts.blogspot.com/2011/09/cool-ped-stuff-17-pedestrian-jar.html', '12073')" href="http://wherethesidewalkstarts.blogspot.com/2011/09/cool-ped-stuff-17-pedestrian-jar.html" style="color: black"&gt;Where the Sidewalk Starts&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.facebook.com/groups/171078072960458/', '12073')" href="http://www.facebook.com/groups/171078072960458/" style="color: black"&gt;Walk Silver Spring&lt;/a&gt; for the link.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/12073/weekend-video-torontos-pedestrian-jar/#comments"&gt;1 comment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="related_posts_title"&gt;Related posts:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul style="margin: 0"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/5816/dont-start-dancing-yet-georgetown-barnes-dance-not-always-the-answer/ style="color: black"&gt;Don't start dancing yet, Georgetown: Barnes Dance not always the answer&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(May 12, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/11681/crosswalks-is-it-time-for-a-rethink/ style="color: black"&gt;Crosswalks: Is it time for a rethink?&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Aug 16, 2011)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/1291/pedestrians-and-drivers-cant-we-all-just-get-along/ style="color: black"&gt;Pedestrians and drivers: Can't we all just get along?&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Oct 6, 2008)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/976/pedestrian-safety-fines-lights-two-way-streets/ style="color: black"&gt;Pedestrian safety: Fines? Lights? Two-way streets?&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Jun 20, 2008)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/2517/before-ddot-got-to-improve-safety-a-pedestrian-was-killed-at-15th-w/ style="color: black"&gt;Before DDOT got to improve safety, a pedestrian was killed at 15th &amp; W&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Jun 1, 2009)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 10:44:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Meanwhile...</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/11789/meanwhile/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/alpert/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;David Alpert&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Virginia &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/virginia-primaries-set-stage-for-battle-for-republican-control-of-legislature/2011/08/22/gIQA2k4xZJ_story.html?wprss=rss_local', '11789')" href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/virginia-primaries-set-stage-for-battle-for-republican-control-of-legislature/2011/08/22/gIQA2k4xZJ_story.html?wprss=rss_local" style="color: black"&gt;had a primary yesterday&lt;/a&gt;. ... Ashley Halsey &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/commuting/district-rings-up-millions-in-parking-ticket-revenue/2011/08/23/gIQAxcefZJ_story.html?wprss=rss_local', '11789')" href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/commuting/district-rings-up-millions-in-parking-ticket-revenue/2011/08/23/gIQAxcefZJ_story.html?wprss=rss_local" style="color: black"&gt;prints another AAA press release&lt;/a&gt;. (Post) ... Some &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2011/08/23/the-best-and-worst-earthquake-jokes/', '11789')" href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2011/08/23/the-best-and-worst-earthquake-jokes/" style="color: black"&gt;earthquake Twitter jokes were funny&lt;/a&gt;. (City Paper)&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/11789/meanwhile/#comments"&gt;Comment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="related_posts_title"&gt;Related posts:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul style="margin: 0"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/4760/virginia-board-members-stand-up-for-openness/ style="color: black"&gt;Virginia Board members stand up for openness&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Jan 29, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/5937/halsey-veers-from-bike-tragedy-to-ethnic-generalizations/ style="color: black"&gt;Halsey veers from bike tragedy to ethnic generalizations&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(May 24, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 08:18:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>And...</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/11475/and/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/ericfidler/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;Eric Fidler&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Women in the House &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/women-in-the-house-get-a-restroom/2011/07/28/gIQAFgdwfI_story.html?wprss=rss_local', '11475')" href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/women-in-the-house-get-a-restroom/2011/07/28/gIQAFgdwfI_story.html?wprss=rss_local" style="color: black"&gt;finally get their own restroom&lt;/a&gt;. (Post) ... Some MARC commuters &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.tbd.com/articles/2011/07/marc-party-train-is-a-drunk-rider-s-paradise-video--64317.html', '11475')" href="http://www.tbd.com/articles/2011/07/marc-party-train-is-a-drunk-rider-s-paradise-video--64317.html" style="color: black"&gt;are partying hard&lt;/a&gt; on the ride home. (TBD) ... You might recognize a few of &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.zipcar.com/lowcardiet/?tab=participants&amp;cities=washington%20dc', '11475')" href="http://www.zipcar.com/lowcardiet/?tab=participants&amp;cities=washington%20dc" style="color: black"&gt;Zipcar's low-car diet participants&lt;/a&gt;. ... Walk in Arlington? &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.surveygizmo.com/s3/558445/52e5bea17b3a', '11475')" href="http://www.surveygizmo.com/s3/558445/52e5bea17b3a" style="color: black"&gt;take this survey&lt;/a&gt;. ... The Onion deftly mocks our country's &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.theonion.com/articles/alqaeda-claims-us-mass-transportation-infrastructu,21008/', '11475')" href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/alqaeda-claims-us-mass-transportation-infrastructu,21008/" style="color: black"&gt;poor infrastructure spending&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/11475/and/#comments"&gt;Comment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 08:46:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>And...</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/10661/and/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/ericfidler/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;Eric Fidler&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Someone is  &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.wtop.com/?nid=41&amp;sid=2399002', '10661')" href="http://www.wtop.com/?nid=41&amp;sid=2399002" style="color: black"&gt;stealing copper&lt;/a&gt; from wiring along local roads. (WTOP) ... A local music duo released a free &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-national-mall-by-bluebrain/id437754072?mt=8', '10661')" href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-national-mall-by-bluebrain/id437754072?mt=8" style="color: black"&gt;location-aware soundtrack to the Mall&lt;/a&gt;; here'a &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://readysetdc.com/2011/05/bluebrain-the-national-mall/', '10661')" href="http://readysetdc.com/2011/05/bluebrain-the-national-mall/" style="color: black"&gt;video sample&lt;/a&gt; (ReadysetDC) ... The wit behind the &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://irishbreakfasttime.wordpress.com/2011/05/18/metro-opens-bottles/', '10661')" href="http://irishbreakfasttime.wordpress.com/2011/05/18/metro-opens-bottles/" style="color: black"&gt;Metro-themed drinks&lt;/a&gt; brings you &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://irishbreakfasttime.wordpress.com/2011/05/26/helpful-guide-to-picking-up-urban-planners/', '10661')" href="http://irishbreakfasttime.wordpress.com/2011/05/26/helpful-guide-to-picking-up-urban-planners/" style="color: black"&gt;pick-up lines for urban planners&lt;/a&gt;. (Irish Breakfast)&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/10661/and/#comments"&gt;Comment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="related_posts_title"&gt;Related posts:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul style="margin: 0"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/10517/bellamy-to-run-ddot/ style="color: black"&gt;Bellamy to run DDOT&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(May 18, 2011)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/1809/submit-tips-here/ style="color: black"&gt;Submit tips here&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Mar 17, 2009)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 09:28:02 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>And...</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/10526/and/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/ericfidler/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;Eric Fidler&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;ANC1B (U Street, southern Columbia Heights) &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://groups.yahoo.com/group/WardOneDC/message/12012', '10526')" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/WardOneDC/message/12012" style="color: black"&gt;is forming a transportation committee&lt;/a&gt; and all area residents are invited to participate. (Stephen Miller) ... Metro stations and buses &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://irishbreakfasttime.wordpress.com/2011/05/18/metro-opens-bottles/', '10526')" href="http://irishbreakfasttime.wordpress.com/2011/05/18/metro-opens-bottles/" style="color: black"&gt;get their own drinks&lt;/a&gt;. (Irish Breakfast) ... Calvin and Hobbes &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://beyonddc.com/log/?p=2686', '10526')" href="http://beyonddc.com/log/?p=2686" style="color: black"&gt;play with annexation&lt;/a&gt;. (BeyondDC) ... Capitol Hill &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.shorpy.com/node/10466', '10526')" href="http://www.shorpy.com/node/10466" style="color: black"&gt;in 1935&lt;/a&gt;. (Shorpy)&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/10526/and/#comments"&gt;Comment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="related_posts_title"&gt;Related posts:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul style="margin: 0"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/5539/csxs-proposed-community-amenities/ style="color: black"&gt;CSX's proposed community amenities&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Apr 15, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/518/dc-may-experiment-with-market-pricing-for-parking/ style="color: black"&gt;DC may experiment with market pricing for parking&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Dec 15, 2007)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/5482/csx-plans-for-virginia-avenue-tunnel-replacement/ style="color: black"&gt;CSX plans for Virginia Avenue Tunnel replacement&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Apr 13, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/693/boulevardize-the-se-sw-freeway/ style="color: black"&gt;Boulevardize the SE/SW Freeway&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Mar 8, 2008)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/7742/proposed-tysons-metro-station-names-are-still-a-little-dull/ style="color: black"&gt;Proposed Tysons Metro station names are still a little dull&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Oct 21, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 08:11:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Mickey on the Bikeshare</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/10361/mickey-on-the-bikeshare/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/letters/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;Letters to the Editor&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Mickey Martinez submitted this entertaining song. It's sung to the tune of "&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M.T.A.', '10361')" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M.T.A." style="color: black"&gt;Charlie on the M.T.A.&lt;/a&gt;," the famous 1949 campaign song about Boston fare hikes and later &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VMSGrY-IlU', '10361')" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VMSGrY-IlU" style="color: black"&gt;popularized by the Kingston Trio&lt;/a&gt; in 1959.&lt;div class="blog_image_right" style="width: 188px; float: right; font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.flickr.com/photos/daquellamanera/5078404045/', '')" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/daquellamanera/5078404045/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201105/061307.jpg" style="border: 0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Photo by Daquella manera on Flickr.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote style="font-style: normal"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Let me tell you the story&lt;br&gt;
Of a guy named Mickey&lt;br&gt;
On a tragic and fateful day&lt;br&gt;
Tossed his to-go mug in his backpack,&lt;br&gt;
Kissed his cat and boyfriend,&lt;br&gt;
Went to commute the Bikeshare way.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Mickey picked up his bike&lt;br&gt;
At the Lamont Park station&lt;br&gt;
And he pedaled to New York Ave.&lt;br&gt;
When he got to the bike docks&lt;br&gt;
He got 15 more minutes&lt;br&gt;
Cuz there wasn't a spot to have.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;CHORUS: Did he ever return,&lt;br&gt;
No he never returned&lt;br&gt;
And his fate is still unlearn'd&lt;br&gt;
He may ride forever&lt;br&gt;
On the streets of Washington&lt;br&gt;
He's the man who never returned.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote style="font-style: normal"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Now all day long&lt;br&gt;
Mickey rides through DC's streets&lt;br&gt;
saying "What will become of me?"&lt;br&gt;
The app says there's a free spot&lt;br&gt;
Up by the Cathedral&lt;br&gt;
And another at UDC. (CHORUS)&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Mickey's boyfriend goes down&lt;br&gt;
To the Q Street bike lane&lt;br&gt;
Every day at quarter past two.&lt;br&gt;
At the corner of 14th&lt;br&gt;
He hands Mickey a sandwich&lt;br&gt;
As his bike goes wheeling on through. (CHORUS)&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Now you bikers of Washington&lt;br&gt;
Don't you think it's annoying&lt;br&gt;
That you can search for a dock all day?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="/https://capitalbikeshare.com/signup" style="color: black"&gt;Join the Capital Bikeshare&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Pay your 75 dollars&lt;br&gt;
Get poor Mickey off that bike someday!&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Or else he'll never return,&lt;br&gt;
No he'll never return&lt;br&gt;
And his fate will be unlearn'd&lt;br&gt;
He may ride forever&lt;br&gt;
On the streets of Washington&lt;br&gt;
He's the man who never returned.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;The other thing you can do to help get Mickey off the Bikeshare is to keep encouraging DDOT to expand the numbers of docks, bikes and stations. They're accepting comments at &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('mailto:DDOT.Bikeshare@dc.gov', '10361')" href="/mailto:DDOT.Bikeshare@dc.gov" style="color: black"&gt;DDOT.Bikeshare@dc.gov&lt;/a&gt;, and there's a &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://ddot.dc.gov/DC/DDOT/On+Your+Street/Bicycles+and+Pedestrians/View+All/Bicycle+Sharing', '10361')" href="http://ddot.dc.gov/DC/DDOT/On+Your+Street/Bicycles+and+Pedestrians/View+All/Bicycle+Sharing" style="color: black"&gt;public meeting on expansion locations&lt;/a&gt; on Wednesday, May 25, 6-8 pm at 441 4th Street (One Judiciary Square), room 1107.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/10361/mickey-on-the-bikeshare/#comments"&gt;9 comments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="related_posts_title"&gt;Related posts:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul style="margin: 0"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/8635/dc-arlington-to-add-36-capital-bikeshare-stations/ style="color: black"&gt;DC, Arlington to add 36 Capital Bikeshare stations&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Dec 23, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/6215/tell-ddot-where-you-want-a-capital-bikeshare-location/ style="color: black"&gt;Tell DDOT where you want a Capital Bikeshare location&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Jun 17, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/9798/is-your-cabi-station-getting-full-or-empty/ style="color: black"&gt;Is your CaBi station getting full or empty?&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Mar 23, 2011)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/9653/capital-bikeshare-introduces-new-5-day-pass/ style="color: black"&gt;Capital Bikeshare introduces new 5-day pass&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Mar 14, 2011)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/9020/why-is-capital-bikeshare-usage-low-east-of-the-river/ style="color: black"&gt;Why is Capital Bikeshare usage low east of the river?&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Jan 31, 2011)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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		<title>May the fourth be with DCRA</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/10342/may-the-fourth-be-with-dcra/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/alpert/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;David Alpert&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;DCRA &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://dcist.com/2011/05/dcra_wishes_you_a_happy_star_wars_d.php', '10342')" href="http://dcist.com/2011/05/dcra_wishes_you_a_happy_star_wars_d.php" style="color: black"&gt;posted some hilarious tweets&lt;/a&gt; for &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/May_4', '10342')" href="http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/May_4" style="color: black"&gt;Star Wars Day&lt;/a&gt; about a huge new development project by Calrissian | Chiu | Bacca, the "DethStarr," featuring a CaBi speeder bike station. DDOT has &lt;a href="/https://twitter.com/#!/DDOTDC/status/65811708966486016" style="color: black"&gt;traffic concerns&lt;/a&gt;, though. There was also a big &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://twitter.com/dcra/statuses/65786930989768704', '10342')" href="http://twitter.com/dcra/statuses/65786930989768704" style="color: black"&gt;midichlorian outbreak&lt;/a&gt; worrying public health officials. (DCist, Twitter)&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/10342/may-the-fourth-be-with-dcra/#comments"&gt;Comment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="related_posts_title"&gt;Related posts:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul style="margin: 0"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/7677/lincoln-park-cabi-station-decision-imminent/ style="color: black"&gt;Lincoln Park CaBi station decision imminent&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Oct 19, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/7782/ddot-will-place-cabi-station-on-ne-corner-of-lincoln-park/ style="color: black"&gt;DDOT will place CaBi station on NE corner of Lincoln Park&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Oct 23, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/9798/is-your-cabi-station-getting-full-or-empty/ style="color: black"&gt;Is your CaBi station getting full or empty?&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Mar 23, 2011)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/8259/white-house-has-a-secret-cabi-station/ style="color: black"&gt;White House has a "secret" CaBi station&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Nov 26, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/8300/georgetown-anc-debates-additional-cabi-stations-tonight/ style="color: black"&gt;Georgetown ANC debates additional CaBi stations tonight&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Nov 29, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 08:33:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Dog heads civic group</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/9328/dog-heads-civic-group/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/alpert/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;David Alpert&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;A civic association in an Annandale neighborhood &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/02/18/AR2011021803522.html?hpid=topnews', '9328')" href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/02/18/AR2011021803522.html?hpid=topnews" style="color: black"&gt;elected a dog as president&lt;/a&gt;. The dog, through her owner the former president, promised to "govern with an even paw." (Post)&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/9328/dog-heads-civic-group/#comments"&gt;Comment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 13:55:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>And...</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/9012/and/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/erikw/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;Erik Weber&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;The Federal Protective Service has &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://lens.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/01/27/see-officer-i-can-too-take-that-picture/', '9012')" href="http://lens.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/01/27/see-officer-i-can-too-take-that-picture/" style="color: black"&gt;reminded officers&lt;/a&gt; that it really is legal to photograph the outsides of federal facilities (NYT) ... Arlington's central library in Ballston &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.tbd.com/blogs/tbd-neighborhoods/2011/01/arlington-to-put-solar-panels-on-central-library-7791.html', '9012')" href="http://www.tbd.com/blogs/tbd-neighborhoods/2011/01/arlington-to-put-solar-panels-on-central-library-7791.html" style="color: black"&gt;will be getting solar panels&lt;/a&gt; on its roof (TBD) ... Matter-of-right zoning &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/26/AR2011012604362_2.html', '9012')" href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/26/AR2011012604362_2.html" style="color: black"&gt;has overcome religious bigotry&lt;/a&gt; in California for an Islamic center. (Post) ... Someone created a &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://twitter.com/#!/MayorGray', '9012')" href="http://twitter.com/#!/MayorGray" style="color: black"&gt;fake Twitter account&lt;/a&gt; for Mayor Vince Gray.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/9012/and/#comments"&gt;Comment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="related_posts_title"&gt;Related posts:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul style="margin: 0"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/8105/push-for-better-parking-zoning-development-streetcars-retail-and-buses-in-dc-and-arlington-next-week/ style="color: black"&gt;Push for better parking zoning, development, streetcars, retail and buses in DC and Arlington next week&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Nov 12, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/914/life-liberty-and-library-parking/ style="color: black"&gt;Life, liberty and library parking&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Jun 5, 2008)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/1552/envirocab-sets-a-green-example-in-arlington/ style="color: black"&gt;enviroCAB sets a green example in Arlington&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Jan 5, 2009)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/8451/sign-font-will-affect-perception-of-silver-spring-library/ style="color: black"&gt;Sign font will affect perception of Silver Spring library&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Dec 10, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/6013/all-except-mendelson-introduce-overhead-wire-bill/ style="color: black"&gt;All except Mendelson introduce overhead wire bill&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Jun 1, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 08:32:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>New streetcar brings gentrification fears to Lego City</title>
		<link>http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/8649/new-streetcar-brings-gentrification-fears-to-lego-city/</link>
		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/danreed/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;Dan Reed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Fifty years after they were first ripped out, streetcars returned to Lego City on Christmas Day. While they bring the promise of new jobs and increased mobility, fears of unwanted changes are building.&lt;div class="blog_image_right" style="width: 188px; float: right; font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5294191592/in/set-72157625677536686/', '')" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5294191592/in/set-72157625677536686/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201012/lego1.jpg" style="border: 0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Photos by thecourtyard on Flickr.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;"I know this is what you've been looking forward to," said Dan Reed's mom, newly-appointed director of the Lego City Department of Transportation, as the twenty-something graduate student assembled the bright blue tram. "Look at him playing with his toys."&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;The recently-opened Line 55, the first segment of a proposed citywide streetcar system, connects affluent Bricktown to Blocky Farm, a housing project in Southeast Lego City. Though they come every ten minutes, the seven-seat trolley is standing-room only throughout the day.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;div class="blog_image" style="text-align: center; font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5293596145/in/set-72157625677536686/', '8649')" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5293596145/in/set-72157625677536686/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201012/lego2.jpg" style="margin-right: 10px; border: 0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5293597137/in/set-72157625677536686/', '8649')" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5293597137/in/set-72157625677536686/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201012/lego3.jpg" style="border: 0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Nowhere are the effects of the new streetcar more evident than the Brick Street corridor, located near Lego City's main Public Transport Station. Since the trams started running Christmas Day, a skateboard shop, coffeehouse and gourmet pizzeria have opened. &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;div class="blog_image" style="text-align: center; font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5293597033/in/set-72157625677536686/', '8649')" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5293597033/in/set-72157625677536686/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201012/lego4.jpg" style="margin-right: 10px; border: 0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5293597839/in/set-72157625677536686/', '8649')" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5293597839/in/set-72157625677536686/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201012/lego5.jpg" style="border: 0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Hip minifigures sip wine in sidewalk cafes as bright young toys on red bikes click by. Massive new condominiums built from Duplo blocks tower over the neighborhood's iconic, multi-colored rowhouses.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;div class="blog_image" style="text-align: center; font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5294194446/in/set-72157625677536686/', '8649')" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5294194446/in/set-72157625677536686/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201012/lego6.jpg" style="margin-right: 10px; border: 0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5294192426/in/set-72157625677536686/', '8649')" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5294192426/in/set-72157625677536686/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201012/lego7.jpg" style="border: 0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Ashley Lyman just moved to Brick Street and says her favorite part of the neighborhood is the activity. "I used to live in [suburban] Blockville and just sit in my big, pink house after dark," she says. "Here, there's always something happening! And I'm embarrassed to say it, but I hear [big box retailer] Blockmart is moving in and I can't wait."&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Some established residents are frustrated by the changes, complaining that not every minifigure in Lego City benefits from them. &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;60-year-old Sarah Belk earned her nickname "the Mayor" for starting a neighborhood watch on Brick Street during the 1980's. "I've been a street sweeper, a doctor, and a pirate, but my taxes are so high, every brick I make goes right out the door again," she says. "What good is this new stuff for me? Lego City is trying to run us hard-working people out of here."&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;div class="blog_image" style="text-align: center; font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5294193438/in/set-72157625677536686/', '8649')" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5294193438/in/set-72157625677536686/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201012/lego8.jpg" style="margin-right: 10px; border: 0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5293596677/in/set-72157625677536686/', '8649')" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5293596677/in/set-72157625677536686/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201012/lego9.jpg" style="border: 0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Henry Floyd, columnist for the &lt;i&gt;Lego City Post&lt;/i&gt; and a resident of Brick Street, is opposed to the streetcar. He says the overhead arms and hands that power the tram ruins the area's "historic" viewsheds, but more importantly, that the entire project is a waste of money. "There are lots of ways to get around Lego City, but we can't all give them each their own lane," he says. "What's next? A lane for horses? For helicopters and boats and spaceships?"&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;"Kids in Lego City are being failed by our nonexistent public schools," he adds. "When is Dan's mom gonna buy him something useful, like a police station set?"&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;div class="blog_image" style="text-align: center; font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5294191982/in/set-72157625677536686/', '8649')" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5294191982/in/set-72157625677536686/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201012/lego10.jpg" style="margin-right: 10px; border: 0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5294194322/in/set-72157625677536686/', '8649')" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecourtyard/5294194322/in/set-72157625677536686/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201012/lego11.jpg" style="border: 0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Some hope that minifigures on Brick Street will finally click the old and new together. &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Local blogger Alex Block has lived there for five years, rehabbing old houses covered in childish crayon graffiti. "People like to focus on our differences," he says. "Some of us carry around giant phones. Some of us wear race car helmets. Some of us don't have eyebrows or noses. But we're all yellow and plastic on the inside."&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/8649/new-streetcar-brings-gentrification-fears-to-lego-city/#comments"&gt;48 comments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="related_posts_title"&gt;Related posts:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul style="margin: 0"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/8855/run-the-anacostia-streetcar-on-mlk-avenue/ style="color: black"&gt;Run the Anacostia streetcar on MLK Avenue&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Jan 18, 2011)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/6399/barry-surprised-at-streetcar-plan-from-barry-mayoralty/ style="color: black"&gt;Barry surprised at streetcar plan from Barry mayoralty&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Jul 1, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/5746/gorge-yourself-on-streetcars/ style="color: black"&gt;Gorge yourself on streetcars&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(May 5, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/8380/streetcar-passes-markup-but-under-consideration-for-cuts/ style="color: black"&gt;Streetcar passes markup, but under consideration for cuts&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Dec 3, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/888/union-station-intermodal-meeting-recap/ style="color: black"&gt;Union Station Intermodal meeting recap&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(May 30, 2008)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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		<title>Round and round</title>
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		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/alpert/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;David Alpert&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Drivers are &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/10/16/AR2010101602164.html?wprss=rss_metro', '7653')" href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/10/16/AR2010101602164.html?wprss=rss_metro" style="color: black"&gt;still getting confused&lt;/a&gt; by the new "Dave Thomas Circle" at New York and Florida Avenues. Drivers end up in the wrong lane until the last minute, or just try to make illegal left turns where it's not allowed. (Post) ... Tom Toles &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://voices.washingtonpost.com/tomtoles/2010/10/metro_riders_need_rescuing_too.html', '7653')" href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/tomtoles/2010/10/metro_riders_need_rescuing_too.html" style="color: black"&gt;has an innovative idea&lt;/a&gt; for dealing with Metro's elevator and escalator outages.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/7653/round-and-round/#comments"&gt;Comment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="related_posts_title"&gt;Related posts:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul style="margin: 0"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/5953/dave-thomas-circle-opens-june-4th/ style="color: black"&gt;"Dave Thomas Circle" opens June 4th&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(May 25, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/1047/council-balks-at-bike-lane-parking-fines/ style="color: black"&gt;Council balks at bike lane parking fines&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Jul 16, 2008)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/7266/metro-plans-99-express-bus-on-new-route-to-dupont/ style="color: black"&gt;Metro plans 99 express bus on new route to Dupont&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Sep 27, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/2027/balance-the-flow-shorten-the-leg/ style="color: black"&gt;Balance the flow, shorten the leg&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Apr 14, 2009)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/2171/ticketing-of-cars-in-public-space-reaches-capitol-hill/ style="color: black"&gt;Ticketing of cars in public space reaches Capitol Hill&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Apr 27, 2009)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2010 15:18:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Too that noticed I've</title>
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		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/alpert/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;David Alpert&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;A recent xkcd comic is very appropriate:&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;div class="blog_image" style="text-align: center; font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://xkcd.com/781/', '6888')" href="http://xkcd.com/781/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201008/231444.png" style="border: 0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Image from xkcd.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;The 15th Street bike lanes, for example, have text that seems to read "PEDS BIKES TO YIELD TURN LEFT." (See &lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/3998/', '6888')" href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/3998/" style="color: black"&gt;this photo&lt;/a&gt;). Though I assume FHWA long ago did an analysis of which way was better for drivers, or maybe not.&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/6888/too-that-noticed-ive/#comments"&gt;13 comments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="related_posts_title"&gt;Related posts:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul style="margin: 0"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/3864/ddot-to-start-15th-street-contraflow-bike-lane-next-week/ style="color: black"&gt;DDOT to start 15th Street contraflow bike lane next week&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Oct 23, 2009)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/3447/ghost-bike-returns-with-a-posse/ style="color: black"&gt;Ghost bike returns with a posse&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Sep 10, 2009)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/7028/17th-street-bike-lanes-incorrectly-striped/ style="color: black"&gt;17th Street bike lanes incorrectly striped&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Sep 3, 2010)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/4359/k-street-option-2-is-the-preferred-alternative/ style="color: black"&gt;K Street Option  2 is the "preferred alternative"&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Dec 17, 2009)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/547/are-protected-bike-lanes-actually-more-dangerous/ style="color: black"&gt;Are protected bike lanes actually more dangerous?&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="nw"&gt;(Jan 14, 2008)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 15:32:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Photo of the week: Yes, it is</title>
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		<description>by &lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/alpert/" style="color: black"&gt;&lt;span class="byline_name"&gt;David Alpert&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;Jeff Speck sent along this button from &lt;i&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" onClick="return countClick('http://www.amazon.com/Sustainable-Urbanism-Urban-Design-Nature/dp/047177751X', '6663')" href="http://www.amazon.com/Sustainable-Urbanism-Urban-Design-Nature/dp/047177751X" style="color: black"&gt;Sustainable Urbanism&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;'s Doug Farr. &lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;div class="blog_image" style="text-align: center; font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://greatergreater.com/images/201007/sex.jpg" style="border: 0"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 1em"&gt;&lt;a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/6663/photo-of-the-week-yes-it-is/#comments"&gt;15 comments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 13:49:00 EDT</pubDate>
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